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Offline Harry Faversham

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"We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« on: April 20, 2022, 01:06:12 PM »
"You are not afraid... we kill you all!"

 :o

Tuco's insane challenge echoes down Dead Man's Gulch main street. Wanting to have who runs the pokey little border town, settled once and for all, Snake Eyed Pete's gang quickly gathered...


The view from Tuco's side of town...


Madam Delores Trollope took a very dim view of proceedings. Ordering her second in command to load a scattergun in support, the soiled doves prepared to protect their reputations... and well hidden strongbox!




Across the street, Madam Bovary declared neutrality, as both her and her husband Bertram, settled down to enjoy the fun.


The Bovary's having a ringside seat as Tuco and his scumbags entered town.


Snake Eyed Pete and his Myrmidons slither in from the opposite side of town...


Both sides clear leather and dodge for cover and advantage.








First blood to a Mexican rifleman!


Swiftly followed by a second!



And a turd!


The shooting skills of Tuco and his scumbags, easily outshines the gormless ineptitude, of Snake Eyed Pete's dunderheads!

Scotch Bob falls...


The next round drops Snake Eyes himself, but not before Pepe drills the nearest Mex!


Sensing an early victory Tuco breaks cover to finish off Snake Eyed Pete. But just like most of the soiled doves in the notorious Hotel Red, Pete's faking it. He rolls over and perforates Tuco's melon with two excellently placed bullets!




Snake Eyed Pete recocks his pistol, but the Mex rifleman beats him to the drop, Pete only survives Tuco by seconds!


Meanwhile back at the jail Sherriff Gabby kills one of the Mex bandits...


Once again bragging rights don't last long in the Gulch. Both Gabby and his Deputy are gunned down by a quicksilver Mex shootist!


Old Seth Armitage, the last survivor of Snake Eyed Pete's bunch id gunned down on main street. The short, but desperate gunfight comes to an end, receiving an insipid round of applause from a somewhat disappointed Madam Bovary.


As the dead are carted off to Boothill by the Gulcher's Undertaker, one Septimus M Balme...

Alvarez has himself a celebrate at his new found title of El Hefe!



 :lol:
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Offline FifteensAway

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2022, 01:10:49 AM »
Nice to see Deadman's Gulch back in the fray.  Always enjoy your battle reports.

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2022, 04:10:31 AM »
Thank you, Sir!

 :)

Offline diehard

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2022, 05:01:40 AM »
All around great job. The table, models and most of all the humorous and entertaining narration. Thanks for sharing.
We haul ours to kick theirs.

Offline Mad Lord Snapcase

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2022, 06:47:55 AM »
Great fun!   :-*


Offline MaleGriffin

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2022, 01:36:37 PM »
Excellent looking game! Thank you for sharing!
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Offline CapnJim

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2022, 06:55:25 PM »
Interesting report there.  Too bad for Snake Eyed Pete's Gang's fate.  I guess with Tuco as El Jefe now, the town ought be named Barranco del Hombre Muerto...
"Remember - Incoming Fire Has the Right-of-Way"

Offline Harry Faversham

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2022, 11:50:54 PM »
I guess with Tuco as El Jefe now, the town ought be named Barranco del Hombre Muerto...

"Hey Gringo, why yo no lissen!!!???"

Tuco got a terminal dose of lead poisoning, just ask Septimus M Barme... he put him in Boot Hill.

Alvarez is the Mexican scumbag's new El Jefe!

::)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2022, 11:52:32 PM by Harry Faversham »

Offline CapnJim

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Re: "We Are not afraid Gringo!"
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2022, 09:00:00 PM »
"Hey Gringo, why yo no lissen!!!???"

Tuco got a terminal dose of lead poisoning, just ask Septimus M Barme... he put him in Boot Hill.

Alvarez is the Mexican scumbag's new El Jefe!

::)

Yes, well, perhaps if I learned to read... ;)

 

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