"Well, at some point I must of had GOLO. I have no memory of that."
That is because you are unaware of the abilities of the poltergeist roaming about your domicile - so you don't need to recollect having a game you never had. Just be nice to the poltergeist!
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My first thought was that this was some sort of average die on steroids. So, someone needs to show us how to use it as an over-active average die (which means you may need two of them!). Step up you over-active mathematician-statisticians.