A sort of RL Colonial experience

[Hammers]

To fiver's, son of Hammers, great delight I got shat at by a monkey yesterday.

[Westfalia Chris]

To fiver's, son of Hammers, great delight I got shat at by a money yesterday.

He should be delighted! You can take that money and put it into a trust fund for him once he comes of age!

[Gluteus Maximus]

You know what he meant, you cheeky monkey! 

Let's hope young Fiver doesn't copy the little furry fellow 

[Smokeyrone]

I don't get it?  A monkey, literally?

[Hammers]

Well, the fecal matter came out of it's bona fide monkey ass, so I'd say it was a colonial experience in more than one way.

Sorry, sorry... I am being very silly here. But it *did* happen.

[Westfalia Chris]

Well, the fecal matter came out of it's bona fide monkey ass, so I'd say it was a colonial experience in more than one way.

NOW I get that one as well... *groan*

You have my sympathy. On the 6th, a Liverpudlian seagull placed a discharge on one of the legs of one of my favourite trousers. Managed to get it out, but it was quite the scare and cause for much merriment from my companions.