I think I might have one of model going spare if you want it?
PMed!
I bet if I was looking for a dose of the clap you'd find some in your Aladdin's cave.
Gentlemen, put the handbags away please!
That is a terrible thing to suggest Mr Chicken, we all know that Mr Malmute is a perfectly respectable English Gentleman (that is at least until I've negotiated the purchase of one log cabin, he's fair game after that).
Cheers
Andy