New Steam Marvels for Her Majesty(Gaud Bless 'Er)

[Bullshott]

The first Regiment of Curassiers will ride around in a heroic manner waving their swords about and talking about invading Poland etc, the 2nd Regt are now equipped with steam tanks!

Meanwhile the 1st Regiment of Dragoons have just been re-equipped as torpedo lancers - armed with spar-torpedo lances. They will heroically charge any wheeled or tracked vehicles they see, while other dastardly inventions like the Killer Kan will attempt to saw the legs of British walkers ::  ::  ::  ::  ::  ::

[lethallee61]

"Look I says to 'is Lord high and mighty, I din't join the infantry to go digging 'oles all over the battlefield. And do ya know what ee says to me? Ee says - You'll be glad of all dese 'oles you've dug when one of dem walkers goes and sticks it's foot in one, won't ya?"

[XCIV]

"Look I says to 'is Lord high and mighty, I din't join the infantry to go digging 'oles all over the battlefield. And do ya know what ee says to me? Ee says - You'll be glad of all dese 'oles you've dug when one of dem walkers goes and sticks it's foot in one, won't ya?"

Look here, good sir! I find it highly improbable that an officer in Her Majesty's (God Bless Her!) Army would speak in such a deplorably low manner, even to a private soldier! Harumph!

Besides all that, ever since I invented the Greyson Patent Vibro-mine - another fine product from XCIV Laboratories - the giant walker has been a threat of the past. Why, merely stepping within a twenty yard radius of a Vibro-mine would spell certain doom for the offending leg, and then the walker topples. The walker topples over, and sets off another detonation, destroying the main portion with ease.

Holes indeed! Harumph!

[fastolfrus]

"Look I says to 'is Lord high and mighty, I din't join the infantry to go digging 'oles all over the battlefield. And do ya know what ee says to me? Ee says - You'll be glad of all dese 'oles you've dug when one of dem walkers goes and sticks it's foot in one, won't ya?"

Not an officer but a mere corporal