Thanks Heldrak, that's a very nice offer, but I'll probably fish up a golf tee or something. Incidentally, if you are shipping it overseas, you can send it letter rate since an empty cup hardly weighs a thing. It's much cheaper than parcel and just as fast. You might want to call it something inoccuous so as not to attract the attention of snooping customs agents.
I hear "Religious Goods" works well. :roll:
Trencher, I'm sorry, but LOLenschmertz is only a small taste of what Denny's can do to you.