Author Topic: is that the sound of lawyers? (Read 4182 times)

SaxonHalfling · « **on:** April 03, 2013, 01:11:29 PM »

i belive laweyers willl be knocking on the scout hq soon

see attached

joroas · « **Reply #1 on:** April 03, 2013, 01:29:37 PM »

Elk101 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 03, 2013, 03:55:10 PM »

Don't GW have space marine 'scouts'? I'm sure they will be deeply concerned to hear that someone is using the term without permission.

joroas · « **Reply #3 on:** April 03, 2013, 06:10:51 PM »

You are referring to the Black Library Tome "Space Marine Scouting for Boys" by High Lord Inquisitor Baden-Powell, perhaps?

Elk101 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 03, 2013, 07:06:31 PM »

That will be the one. If I recall there was a great split between the Imperial Space Marine scouts over the design of the woggle.

joroas · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2013, 07:36:38 PM »

I believe that the woggle with Skullz won the day.....

Elk101 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2013, 08:39:13 PM »

Quote from: joroas on April 03, 2013, 07:36:38 PM

I believe that the woggle with Skullz won the day.....

I think you'll find it was the woggle with EXTRA skullz that won!

joroas · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:12:14 PM »

Of course, you can never have too many skullz on the woggle that goes with your Ultramarine Blue and Dark Angel Green neckerchief...

joroas · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:19:13 PM »

In the nightmare future of the 41st Millennium, there is no time for peace, no respite, no forgiveness.

There are only NECROMUNDA GANG SHOWS.

starkadder · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2013, 11:20:34 PM »

The relentless thrumming of the Baden Drive reverberated through the mighty scout starcruiser We have wood.

Dib...dib...dib...dob...dob...dob.

S&M Head Marine, Madame Blyton was annoyed. Although she insisted on obedience to her every command, her body-armour slave had not tightened her woggle and cravat correctly. She smiled grimly. He would be disciplined later. Now was the time for the victory ceremony.

"Be prepared, space cubs" cried Blyton fixing an imperious stare on the quaking scouts before her.

Arkela, the ship's Necker-in-chief, stood impassively. He clutched an array of service medals ready for the awards ceremony. And a rather large tomahawk for the cowards of Troop Turramurra.

The trainee scouts were still so small that their heads could not be seen over the lip of the space armour (TM). Their fire-making may have lacked in accuracy but had more than compensated in its enthusiasm.

The evil Duke of Edenborough would never again stain the noble ceramite (TM) khaki armour with his followers' blood.

..Now read on...

joroas · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2013, 11:32:50 PM »

Just so I get the Codex TM (£30) correct, are there 5 or 7 scouts in Madame Blyton's squad, and does this include a cyberdog?

starkadder · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2013, 11:38:39 PM »

An interesting question, Joroas.

Famously, there were five but the Goto codices (TM) assert that, secretly, there were seven.

Timithi the cyberdog is considered to be augmented psychic. And in need of a bath.

Mason · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2013, 11:53:26 PM »

Quote from: starkadder on April 03, 2013, 11:38:39 PM

Timithi the cyberdog is considered to be augmented psychic. And in need of a bath.

Barking!

The lot of ya!

Conquistador · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2013, 01:08:22 AM »

This must be a GW thing which I never have, don't now, and probably never will understand.

Assuming it refers to Scouting as I knew it back in the day, it seems fair to say the Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts/Camp Fire Girls are probably having nightmares in their sleeping bags...

Gracias,

Glenn

joroas · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2013, 08:50:10 AM »

Scouts in Bondage is an early manuscript that eventually became that wargamers' hit, Fifty Shades of Uniform Grey.

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