... Old Scrotum is out in the stables pouring ...
Old Scrotum?? In the
Stables??
I didn't imagine he'd stoop so low.
Now I think on it, I can't imagine him
able to do so, stoop that is.
Mrs. Beeton would be shocked.
Are things so bad in The Hall?
Stableboy R.U.N.N.O.F.T. with the milkmaid?
Had to sack the syce?
Or has the wrinkled family retainer so forgotten his august and elevated station
heading the household he disports himself with exotic foreign livestock?
Can't be merely a mark of respect to the Cartel Phipps, yak don't know & can't say.
Or is Old Scrotum sampling the scumpy on the sly?
Drunken domestics and domesticated baggage beasts, a heady brew indeed.
Valerik
"in order to bring you the finest in entertainment there will be a 3 drink minimum"