Europe, jewel of the civilised world, they say.... My arse!
Well, at least we're not inundated in poisonous critters around these parts.
Retirement at 41 sounds awfully nice, but sadly I'm too old, too near-sighted and not nearly German enough to be allowed to join the Luftwaffles...
So for me it's either the lottery or marrying into wealth. Though the misses may object to me doing the latter...