I'm Lagartija Mike, metal worker, mechanic and sometime bashi-bazouk in the endless war against paranoid moderators, thick fingered censorship and the pervasive evil of stock, unmodified miniatures. I have a background in architecture, mechanical and chemical engineering and Aztec cult life.
Turn Ons: Internal Combustion Engines, Giant Carbon Profiles, Discordant Basoliths, Huaxtecs, Posthomerica, Nazi Rockets, Bicornes, Hideo Gosha, Onager Chariotry, Pawnee War Clubs and Z-bars.
Turn Offs: Ubus, Martinets and Quislings and the thick fungoid folds of virtual adipose tissue that nurture them.
SPEED THE PLOW!