Round 3 a Rumpo’s bit of botherAs an interlude we decided to have some native force on native force action with the colonials adding support but not fielding actual units.
Following defeats in recent games one of the tribal factions has suffered a rebellion against its aging chieftain Unkl Rumpo. His ambitious but ugly nephew Desmond Tetsi has broken away from the main tribal grouping with a few followers and seeking colonial backing declared himself rightful chief. The Germans were the colonial lending him support. The French taking advantage of the situation backed Rumpo.
Rumpo’s forces were 7 x fierce tribal units and 1x average tribal unit with the French lending 1 x irregular mountain gun as support for the loyalists.
Tetsi had less tribal units , 1 each of elite, good, ave, poor so the Germans lent him an advisor, Kapitain Stroker and a regular quality mountain gun along with 2x Ruga units and some irregular sharpshooters.
We had allowed Tetsi to spend points on terrain rather than troops but no, flash a few gaudily clad Ruga and some ordnance in front of him & Tetsi forgot all about the benefits of hills & rivers.
As it was 36pts each we had three leaders per side the main man and two sidekicks. The rebels had Tetsi who was a weakling but 5+ leadership, Von Stroker had ‘Jolly Good Chap’ but was +5 leadership anyway and Jiba Jaba Zalot who was +6 leadership but ‘Destined for Greatness’
Unkl Rumpo was 5+ leadership but ‘Pleasant Manner’ so no positive trait, his portly 2ic Undu M’bra was +7 leadership but again ‘Dammed Fine Fellow’ meant no trait. The French had supplied their tribal levy leader Mungo Jerri as the other 2iC to nefarious ends as it later turned out and he had 5+ leadership and ‘Favourite Nephew’ trait.
We played the game as an encounter battle with the loyalists as the attacker and rebels as defender.
The heavily forested plain of Kerrang, scene of the action
Throughout the action Rumpo displayed a mixture of cunning through advanced years and what appeared to be dementia also due to advancing years.
Rumpo set up a seven unit left flank strike through heavy woods onto the lightly defended hill where Tetsi had located his gun.
He claimed it was like the famed Horns of the Buffalo but with one horn- so presumably Horn of the Rhinoceros, or is that something to do with an aphrodisiac, Rumpo wasn’t quite sure but he knew it looked good.
Rumpo’s impressive Horn
Von Stroker aligning the sites of his gun, little knowing the Horn of the Rhinoceros was soon to be upon him!
Rumpo’s forces had initiative and started by bombarding Tetsi’s gun which was perched conveniently on the side of a hill so it could see but be seen over the battlefield. A casualty was caused but no pinning. Under von Stroker’s command the gun counter batteried and caused a casualty which pinned Rumpo’s gun.
Never a keen student of tactics Tetsi had spread his units along his base line so most of his forces faced terrain bereft of enemy.
To keep these occupied Rumpo set his average unit to advance and display against them keeping them occupied whist his Horn of the Rhinoceros crushed the weak units supporting Tetsi’s gun. This display of cunning was marred somewhat by his forgetting where he was and not joining the seven fierce tribal units in the Horn but instead wandering across to join the one average unit that was most of risk of attack and totally unsupported.
Within three turns the Horn of the Rhinoceros had wiped out Tetsi’s two poorer quality units and overrun the gun killing Von Stroker in the process. Almost one third of the rebels lost for little impact on the loyalists.
The devastation caused by the Horn
Tetsi’s other units were slow to respond and couldn’t get across to support the gun and its accompanying units. Also Tetsi’s two best tribal units were distracted by Rumpo’s average unit dancing around in front of them.
Tetsi’s lack of that ‘book larning’ is coming back to haunt him.
As the elite and good rebel tribal units advanced Tetsi’s unsupported average unit fell back using some forest as cover its job done.
“Isn’t that that old b.....d Rumpo ”? you can almost hear the rebel units asking each other as they spy the poorer quality loyalists through the trees.
Then calamity occurred, the average unit failed an at the double move and was javelined and then charged by the elite rebel unit.
Inspired by Rump his loyal tribesman stood their ground but over a couple of turns were whittled down until Rumpo looked around and found no one but himself left standing in his unit.
Some of the Horn of the Rhinoceros units were now engaging the rebels who’d advanced to meet them and hot fights were developing with the loyalists now enjoying numerical advantage.
“Unkl Come to safety, come to safety” the nearest loyalist units cried to their leader. Rumpo fled his now massacred unit but in his confused state joined the next weakest unit which was taking a lot of casualties from the irregular sharpshooters.
Clearly Rumpo can’t identify out of 5, 10 and 14 which is the highest number
Despite being in the thick of it again Rumpo was ok and his forces gaining the upper hand were poised for a final victorious charge across their whole front.
At this point on the verge of a crushing victory Rumpo for reasons best known to himself handed control to his French appointed 2iC Mungo Jerri allowing him to roll for the to be glorious charges, only 5ups were needed. The results two 1’s twice and two 2’s.
Rumpo’s whole line stood motionless handing initiative to the Rebels all chances of a crushing victory now gone.
Fortunately Tetsi returned the complement by having his sharpshooters miss all 10 of their shots. Other rebel units however engaged in combat and in the next two rounds both Rumpo and his aesthetically challenged nephew were laid low.
Tetsi with his sole remaining unit member, clearly he should have studied those famous traditional fighting formations like the Horns of the Buffalo or Horn of the Rhinoceros.
Rumpo was carried from the field with several vicious wounds from a Ruga machete to his person. The loyalists claimed he would survive but this looked very unlikely.
Mungo Jerri and Undu M’Bra led the counter attacks and after several more rounds of combat the remaining rebels fled the field.
Loyalist forces unimpressed by the gaudily clad Ruga drive off the remaining rebels.
The planned for easy victory had in the end only been won by the devastation of the tribal forces. Rumpo was stricken and his units virtually wiped out thanks to the questionable dice rolling of the French appointed side kick. There are rumours afoot that it was all part of a French plan to weaken the tribe and have their puppet Mungo Jerri take over. We’ll have to see how this develops in the future.
Meanwhile having backed the winning side the French will now gain porters so their guns will be mobile as if limbered, they also get points off some of their tribal units. All in all I’m sure the Duq D’arling considers this a good day for the French cause.