I got one as well. I'm keeping him hidden from all of my friends and I'm planning on using him for a dream sequence adventure in D&D with him as the final encounter before they wake up. I plan on putting him under the table in a generic box and pulling him out with the announcement, "Initiative rolls everyone!".
The dream sequence will drive them crazy but they I do give xp's for them so they don't bother anyone too badly when they find out that the cool magic item they just got was only a dream. This should help as the Elder God eating them will be also.
John