I tend to agree with your observations, M'sieu Hale.
I had a mohawk for a while. Very high maintenance haircut. Unless barbers are fearless around mutants. Possible, I suppose, given that barbers have very sharp razors and can defend themselves with banal conversation.
My last set of boots lasted less than three months, then fell apart in a very apocalyptic fashion. Now THAT'S something that would be good - a set of decrepit falling-apart boots with rotten laces as well.
Obviously the steroid manufacturers and gym owners are still doing well after the Big Fall. I suspect most of the survivors will actually look like thin strung-out speed freaks with pin-head pupils and plumbing tools.
I think these are overdone frankly.