I'd love to go Bart but the boss (Amy) held up the Red Card on me cause it just ain't safe for a load mouth, fearless, Texan gringo nowadays. I would most certainly get in trouble down there with the mowhawk and cowboy hat by itself. However, if you ever find yourself in the piny woods of NE Texas shoot me a line and we down a gallon of beer and a few pounds of BBQ and TexMex.
Brian