Thanks, Uti. Were you directing my attention to 'milady'?

Well, fastolfrus, I of course meant to say 'toy microphones'. There are some hollow ones with a spring inside to give ones voice a bit of vibrato.
In the US, Target discount stores had them in the dollar section, as well.
Take some serious rework, mind you, but a not-Liberator could fly again for none-to-dear.
The similar shape I would find acceptable, dead easy.

Doug