Five Minute World Cup.
Player requirements: As many differently coloured six sided dice as you have players, one for each country. Each player gets seven die rolls, taken alternately.
England. On a roll of 1-5 you are eliminated. Roll three sixes in a row and you have built expectations too high, Fleet Street savages you and you are eliminated. Stab yourself in the hand with a biro.
Italy. On a roll of 1-4 you are eliminated. On a roll of 3 or more you collect a Golden Globe, 2X Daytime Emmy Awards and and an Oscar.
Germany. Roll the die five times and whatever the final roll is, you are eliminated. Blame swine flu.
Argentina. On a roll of 1-3 you are eliminated, however you get one (1) free chance to change the die's face to whatever you choose (el mano de dios). Upon elimination, your economy resumes its free-fall. Empty the contents of your wallet and set fire to it.
Netherlands' On a roll of one to three you are eliminated. On a roll of five or more vicious infighting breaks out. Abuse yourself for five minutes, kick yourself in the shins and throw the dice away.
Colombia. On a roll of 4 or less you are eliminated. On a roll of 2 or less someone comes over and shoots you.
Should take about five minutes. Fun for all the family.