"They've certainly hammered that defensive line - but look, the Multiples have closed the runner off and he's done a dump off to the Witch Elf -"
"-can't make the hair any worse, Bob-"
"- can she complete the play?"
"No Bob, she can't. She's tripped under the weight of her power ballad hair and hit the deck. The ball is on the ground!"
"The Multiples have snatched it up and are running like halflings towards the pantry up the field - can they possibly snatch a touchdown, Jim?"
"Not when the Ravens pile into them like that, Bob."
Another match report on the blog - this time, Dark Elves vs Humans.
http://critfailure.blogspot.co.uk/2016/07/hes-dumped-off-on-witch-elf-cant-make.html
