Cool army. Very innovative technique applying pictures to the fronts of the chariots. Me like. Ima try that.
I Assur-bani-bumfug, Great King, King of Kings, Effulgent Glory of the Beard of Shamash, Beloved of the Divine Lady Eskanki, have smitten my enemies with many might smites, and shot them with my arrows, and beaten them with my stick, and flayed them, and filleted them, and impaled them, and made them to wear dog collars, and go about on all fours and bark. Just look at this bas-relief of all the calamities I have visited upon them. Hoo-boy! Have no doubt, you better pay your tribute on time and in full. Or else. You betcha.