I'd say a big fat crucifix (preferably made of lead, not silver), a one-handed x-bow with wooden stakes, a gallon or two of holy water, some of them dull wafers you are given at the altar to make a protective circle 'round your computer (where you'll be ordering from), some small kids to keep your girlfriend/wife occupied, and a moat 'round your house to keep your bank advisor at bay..... well, lemme see,,, have I forgotten something?? :roll: