Excuse me SIR! We here at the "Yet To Be Named" Asylum take great care with our "Guests". No one here is bound and gagged. Bathrobes and slippers are the usual wear. We provide ample space for them to walk in our garden and provide numerous activities to keep them occupied. We resent the fact you bring such slander on our establishment!
Obviously, the above does not apply to the South Wing, nor the basement. I guess I should include that the tower and main office is also off limits. On second thought, I better say that the carriage house down the over grown path is a bit off limits as well. Speaking of "well", you better stear clear of that also.
other than that we run a fine establishment........
Would you like to make a reservation?