
Please tell me that you made that up!
Nope...while it's a spoof (I think), there really is a song by that title.
First verse:
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the Goal Posts of Life.
Don't kick me to the left or the right.
Kick me straight through the up rights.
Drop kick me, Jesus through the Goal Posts of Life.
Imus in the morning featured it as part of his Right Reverend Billy Sol Hargas's First Church of the Gooey Death & Discount House of Worship from Del Rio, Texas: Gold Buckle on the Bible Belt.