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Offline artshiraz

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #105 on: 23 March 2012, 07:44:42 PM »
Greetings
Just keep waiting at your home. The police are on their way after customs random inspected the package and found the shirt. They are no doubt going to arrest you and question you about being part of some worldwide cult plot.  lol
8) Well you know .. right when I started with Miniatures there was this Guy who created and administrated minirealms. He was a US Military Guy in Afghanistan and some day he asked if someone had some interest in broken laptop parts, perhaps for SciFi scenery. I answered yes .... and that was perhaps en error. I got the parcel months later, opened of course, with a sticker: opened by customs. Since then I received more parcels with "opened by customs" than without  :D My wife says often I must be on some list.  lol
Oh, and I didn't receive a package yet

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Offline Comsquare

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #106 on: 23 March 2012, 07:59:14 PM »
Hey, if the t-shirts lead to chaos and bloodshed, our work here is done!  ;D

Well, is that not the goal of us all ;D
Chaos and bloodshed it is, and always will be :D

Offline styx

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #107 on: 23 March 2012, 08:29:50 PM »
Greetings 8) Well you know .. right when I started with Miniatures there was this Guy who created and administrated minirealms. He was a US Military Guy in Afghanistan and some day he asked if someone had some interest in broken laptop parts, perhaps for SciFi scenery. I answered yes .... and that was perhaps en error. I got the parcel months later, opened of course, with a sticker: opened by customs. Since then I received more parcels with "opened by customs" than without  :D My wife says often I must be on some list.  lol
Oh, and I didn't receive a package yet

Jo

Actually they do have watch lists....when the scanner hits specific addresses they will pull it to inspect, maybe not open but they will inspect.
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Offline styx

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #108 on: 23 March 2012, 08:31:54 PM »
Hey, if the t-shirts lead to chaos and bloodshed, our work here is done!  ;D

And waste perfectly good blood for rituals??? :o

Offline LidlessEye

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #109 on: 23 March 2012, 08:55:18 PM »
Well, I'm sure opening up your package to discover a cult membership card and a t-shirt emblazoned with "Rebel Against Order" shouldn't do anything to harm your standing with your local customs authorities.

Oh dear....

Offline Malebolgia

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #110 on: 24 March 2012, 10:37:08 PM »
Well, I'm sure opening up your package to discover a cult membership card and a t-shirt emblazoned with "Rebel Against Order" shouldn't do anything to harm your standing with your local customs authorities.

Oh dear....

 lol lol
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Offline MrHarold

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #111 on: 25 March 2012, 04:14:54 AM »
My wife told me I can only wear my shirt when I go to game at my buddies house, she's no fun... :P
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Offline necrocannibal

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #112 on: 25 March 2012, 07:54:37 AM »
My wife told me I can only wear my shirt when I go to game at my buddies house, she's no fun... :P

And you actually listen to your wife???
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Offline MrHarold

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #113 on: 27 March 2012, 04:04:30 PM »
You think Cthulhu is bad? Try irking my pregnant wife... I'd rather sail to R'lyeh any day.

Offline Uncle Mike

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #114 on: 27 March 2012, 04:21:43 PM »
Having a little spawn of my own I now need to find a place to get "Cult Of The Black Goat" onezies for babies...I'm guessing that will be a 'NO!' from your wife... :D

Offline LidlessEye

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #115 on: 27 March 2012, 04:30:49 PM »
I see a "Junior Cultist" package brewing here...   :D

Offline necrocannibal

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #116 on: 27 March 2012, 04:46:50 PM »
I would let my son (now three years old) wear a Cult of the black Goat shirt and my wife wouldn't even mind. When he was just a baby, he already wore a Cthulhu shirt and zombie shirts...that's what you get with Metalheads and Horror fanatics as parents.

Offline Comsquare

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #117 on: 29 March 2012, 05:19:34 PM »
Package finally arrived, so Cultist #20 has received the ceremonial dress as well.

Will wear it when I'll go and sacrifice those bloody custom guys >:(

Offline D@rth J@ymZ

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #118 on: 29 March 2012, 11:12:29 PM »
Make sure you use a poison coated serrated blade...those customs people are notoriously hard to pin down for sacrifices... ;)
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Offline styx

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Re: Join Us...
« Reply #119 on: 06 April 2012, 02:13:47 PM »
Question, there are numbers on the cards right? Reason I ask is that I am going to do a drawing for "Cult only" members as part of my contest. So, I am looking for a way to verify cutlists for Threshold tracking purposes...um, I mean prize purposes.  ;)

 

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