The Duke of Nutherland's Kennel Club of Monimasket

[Plynkes]

Buster is an 'honorary' Rottweiler because he is a cat.

And while not a head of state, I darn well ought to be, as I have true blue Sachsen-Coburg und Gotha blood coursing through my veins. Curse those Mountbatten-Windsor imposters for denying me my rightful throne! Even the prof recognises this. Just look at my LAF title! Well, there is the small matter of alleged bastardy somewhere back down the line on Prince Bertie's part. But it's only alleged, mind. Lost records and all that. The Nazis destroyed the relevant archives in Germany during the war just to spite me, and the Luftwaffe bombed the ones in London. So it's difficult to check.

That reminds me, it's time I visited my estates in Thüringen. I've been to Bayern (lovely part of the world) to check out the family holdings there, but I've never been to Thüringen. Is it nice?

[Hammers]

Buster is an 'honorary' Rottweiler because he is a cat.

That's right! And here he is:



Brigadier (ret.) Sir Carlos Plynkes and "Buster" upon which the DNKCM has bestowed the title 'honorary Rottweiler' to get arround the fact that he is, indeed, a cat.

[Plynkes]

Bravo!

Buster is nearby, sleeping on the comfy chair in the corner of the computer room (by the radiator) right now, and I don't want to disturb his much-needed rest. But I will show it to him when he awakens.

Good job there. Tie should be blue and yellow really, but you can't be blamed for that, as all the source materials available to the public are in black and white.

Nice one, Hammers.  

[Vanvlak]

At last, a fine creature      
Three cheers for the pussweiler  

[Hammers]

...Tie should be blue and yellow really, but you can't be blamed for that, as all the source materials available to the public are in black and white.

Oh. My apologies. I went with the Royal Welsh Fusiliers regimental tie which allegedly looks like this:

[Plynkes]

Of course, I had quite forgotten that I owned one of those. I had the RSM in a headlock for over an hour before he would agree to surrender his tie.

(I needed it to get into a dance with a rather finicky dress code. You had to have a proper regimental tie, not one from a blatantly fictional regiment such as the Brecknock and Radnorshire Workhouse Pals.)

[muppetman]

check this out
http://www.sdforum.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=10009

[Plynkes]

Flippin' copycats. Let's all go over to the Steve Dean site and chuck mud at their nice clean windows.

[Hammers]

Now now, let's not do anything hasty. We must plan this carefully...

[1ngram]

When Sir Charles rallied to the King he took his dogs with him.



First attempt at photographing my figures but umptreenth attempt to get them on here. How do I make the photo bigger, I wonder?

[1ngram]

Prince Maurice sought directions from the shepherd.  The sheep carried on regardless.

[Admiral Benbow]

Dear Duke of thä Nutherländs.

I am Heinrich von Plauchstichel and am olso a Duke äs like ju. I live wis my treue dog Pauline in thä wäll noun land Preussen on mei riel lardge farm. We arr breeding Affen for thä dschermän militärry for samm fery siekret weppon.

Fe dont nou fere this Monimasket is, but fe wonted tu nou if fe kän becamm a memmba of djur clab.

Ju will of corse be wellcamm to fisit as hier on thä farm.

Sänk ju ferri matsch,

Herzog Heinrich von Plauchstichel

[PeteMurray]

Dear Duke of thä Nutherländs.

I am Heinrich von Plauchstichel and am olso a Duke äs like ju. I live wis my treue dog Pauline in thä wäll noun land Preussen on mei riel lardge farm. We arr breeding Affen for thä dschermän militärry for samm fery siekret weppon.

I got that far before I spat coffee on my computer. No really.  ::  ::  ::

[Prof.Witchheimer]

yeah, what a heroic performance  

[Helen]

Buster is an 'honorary' Rottweiler because he is a cat.

That's right.And here he is:



Brigadier (ret.) Sir Carlos Plynkes and "Buster" upon which the DNKCM has bestowed the title 'honorary Rottweiler' to get arround the fact that he is, indeed, a cat.

Hi Peder,

Lovely touch of class there - Bravo