That sounds like it might be a bit of a plan Skurv - count me in for a turtle and howdah if you do have a chat with Nic.
Can't wait to see your steam-powered Dalek - Dr Who is another passion of mine!
I like the sound of those 9 pounders too

Deafnala - if old Galapagos Jim there turns out as well as your last bit of Mega-Fauna (the hairy Rhino - can't remember her name I'm afraid!) then it'll be quite the centrepiece.
Talking of drinking establishments, I remember when I used to work Down South, there was a right old dive of a bar called the Purple Turtle in Reading - the sort of place you wiped your feet on the way out so as not to get the pavement dirty! Great selection of international bottled beers though

There's also the old Grateful Dead reference you could get in somehow as a name - Terrapin Station.