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Offline Ignatieff

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #90 on: April 19, 2013, 05:34:08 PM »

Panic overtook the German/Italian force.  Men scattered everywhere as bullets, wire guided rockets and canon shells rained it.  The party broke into two. One headed west through the jungle, while Cappone headed straight for the boat...


And as if things couldn't get any worse, nazis riding dinosaurs joined in.....


And apes in boiler suits wielding RPGs and laptops (they were controlling the drones). By now morale tests were a constant....


Some of whom could scoot across the board at speed!

And don't forget the female host of the Mongolian death worm!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2013, 05:46:32 PM by Ignatieff »
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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2013, 06:02:41 PM »

Eventually Cappone (still immaculate in his white linen suit) and half of the party reached the precarious rope bridge....


Whereas the jungle party by this time had reached the safety of their (armed) merchantman, pursued by angry locals..


The crush on the bridge became desperate. Shoving and pushing resulted in some unfortunates (I.e. the 'extras') falling to the crocodile infested river below...

Offline Bugsda

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2013, 07:20:22 PM »
 lol Excellent! But......................
Well I've lead an evil life, so they say, but I'll outrun the Devil on judgement day.

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2013, 07:41:51 PM »
lol Excellent! But......................


Not in my head ;)

Offline Ignatieff

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2013, 09:46:22 AM »
Cappone, at the head of the column, made a mental note to return to Skull Island to recover these astonishing time travelling portals.  But it was not to be.  I will leave the last words to his official hagiographer, his brother Cardinal Benedict Cappone:

 
"Capone, through brilliant leadership safely guided his, Fletchers and a number of other players teams safely to the bridge.
 
Whilst crossing first, to check it was safe of course, one of the villainous cretins at the back of the, rather long, queue fired at me hitting one of my followers. I responded with a burst from my Tommy gun hitting a few bystanders. 
 
For some reason everybody seemed to blame Cappone and opened up killing my last two bodyguards and seriously wounding me.
 
In order to lose some of the hefty weight or responsibility I carried due to my endeavour’s to lead the rather disorganized rabble I rolled a couple of hand grenades down the rope bridge.
 
Unfortunately they went off injuring some more bystanders and breaking one of the supporting ropes.
 
Fletcher tried to help me as he ran past.
 
However as the angry mob rushed forward, no doubt to liberate the contents of my wallet, one of them attempted to injure my person.
 
Following an exchange of gun shots and several hits on my athletic bronzed body I succumbed to my wounds with the final words "run Fletcher, run “...


A grief stricken Fletcher stands over the body of his fallen friend.

The few survivors sailed away, leaving Skull Island shrouded in the mists of he South China Sea....

And so who were the winners and losers?

Foremost amongst these were the Bolsheviks, who now control Urga and half of Mongolia

Red Ted, seen here enjoying a bottle of celebratory cough mixture.  Architect of the Bolshevik victory, his strategic deception with the 'March of the Tashkent Soviet' which confused friend and foe alike, will go down as his greatest moment yet.  The shadowy figure of V.I.Blackwood (shadowy because he takes all the pics. And is therefore never in front of the lens!), shared in the glory as well.


Cappone (background, with that traditional Italian flair for style in his black tie and sneakers) and Brigadoer Linn in happier times.  Linn was shipped back to England in disgrace, and retired to his estates near Langbank in Renfrewshire. He is rumoured to be working on a gentlemen's retail emporium idea in Edinburgh.


Lord Gordon Grey, whereabouts unknown


Der Baron, bloodied but unbowed, is rumoured to be working on a new suite of super-weapons from his capital in exile of Kashgar.

And what of the mysterious 'Siegfried', the mysterious - and as yet undiscovered - Bolshevik spy. His Moscow paymasters were apparently much pleased with his efforts as he was rumoured to have been awarded a colonelcy in the Cheka.  This notice appeared in the one and only edition of the Pink issued for this campaign (PM me if you want a copy):

"Message for Siegfried
 
Your Aunt Carla and Uncle Joe are missing you, and look forward to keep hearing about all your new friends.  If you need anything just let us know.  Also, we’ve heard that the trains up north, which as may you know weren’t working, have now been fixed and are running as normal, should you need them."

A fine little campaign, and an excellent weekend, summed up her in our team photo just before our traditional last night dinner in the bowels of Count Ignatieff's castle:



So what next for the League?


Rumours have reached us that The Beast of Bukhara has taken deliver of several ultra-modern tanks, original destined for the US army, but diverted by a shadowy arms dealer in Minnesota, who trades under the false guise of an accountant....which has led to the Beast mobilising along his western border.  Tensions are rising in the Middle East as France and Britain play out their age old rivalry in Palestine and Syria.  There are stories of a strange star arising in the East, and the tribes of the Hijaz talk of a new prophet amongst them....The League will therefore return later in the summer in their next adventure: 'Through a Glass Darkly'

Offline coggon

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #95 on: April 20, 2013, 02:42:41 PM »


Rumours have reached us that The Beast of Bukhara has taken deliver of several ultra-modern tanks, original destined for the US army, but diverted by a shadowy arms dealer in Minnesota, who trades under the false guise of an accountant

Lies!  British propaganda!  Or Red Propaganda!  Or possibly leftover dreams from Der Baron's latest Coptic Carrot session! tr something like that!

Nevertheless, these patently false statements will not go unanswered!

My attorneys will be in contact with you good sir! lol ;) lol
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Offline Stavros

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #96 on: April 20, 2013, 05:06:03 PM »
Excellent stuff.
Where did you get the apes from?...at a guess i presume the heads off gorilla castings  :)

Offline Ignatieff

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #97 on: April 21, 2013, 03:23:04 AM »
Excellent stuff.
Where did you get the apes from?...at a guess i presume the heads off gorilla castings  :)

Eureka do a planet of the apes type range

Offline Stavros

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #98 on: April 21, 2013, 08:26:19 PM »
Fantastic, will have to check those out  :o

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #99 on: April 22, 2013, 01:57:13 AM »
Delightfully wacky reportage, sirs!  :-* Silly hats are now a must for gaming with me!  ;D  :D
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Offline H.M.Stanley

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #100 on: May 10, 2013, 02:37:08 PM »
Whoaa!! Whoa! Time out ....

I turned my back for a couple of minutes.

Flying dinosaurs, apes on motor-cycles, plants with brains ...

Stop it. It's silly  ;)
"Ho, ho, ho! Well, if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!"

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Re: The League of Extraordinary Kriegspielers presents........
« Reply #101 on: May 30, 2013, 12:25:55 AM »
Simply splendiferous!

 

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