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Offline joroas

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Weather Station
« on: December 19, 2013, 11:03:09 AM »
Down on Pulp Island they were constructing a weather control machine, but there is a problem.  The Chairman wants to enlist a scientist, Rudy Mintov, whose sympathies to the Soviet government are all to well known, to work on a vital component.

"We can't trust him" is the general consensus.

"Not at any cost!" his wife declares.
 
"But," says the Chairman, "we must use him, he is essential and, as everyone is well aware, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"



I'm just getting my coat, but before I go, can I wish you all a Happy Holiday whatever you believe, and can I thank you all for sharing your friendship, ideas, plans, constructions, eye-candy and reports.

I'll close the door after me......
'So do all who see such times. But that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that we are given.'

Offline Mason

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 11:36:26 AM »
 lol

I DID groan when I read it, John, but as I have not heard it before: I forgive you.
 :)

Now, come back in where it is warm, you will catch your dearh of cold out there.

Merry Crimbo (or whatever)!
 :D


Offline Ramirez Noname

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 11:40:25 AM »
Yarp, Seasons Greetings to you, John

... and thanks for the "groan", it made me smile whilst I was having my morning break.

H

Offline FramFramson

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 07:20:03 PM »


I joined my gun with pirate swords, and sailed the seas of cyberspace.

Offline Phil Robinson

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 08:17:32 PM »
 ::) Made me  :) though.

Offline Lordblackwing

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 08:45:09 PM »
And a Merry Happy to you and yours as well. Have to tell my granddaughter that one...she loves jokes.
A fellow follower of the Lead Mountain

Offline syrinx0

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 03:11:02 AM »
A wonderful pun.   Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.
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Offline Doomsdave

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 07:50:49 AM »
I like bad puns.   :D

Happy SolstiHanaKwanzaMas to all.
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Offline Mad Lord Snapcase

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2013, 08:25:26 AM »
As the late lamented Harry Seagoon used to say "Kindly leave the stage!".

Happy Christmas to everybody.


Offline d phipps

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2013, 08:50:29 AM »
God bless puns, every one!

Here's wishing you and yours a joyous Christmas and happy New Year.







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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2013, 10:05:36 AM »
I'd like to join in wishing everybody a joyous holiday  :)

and shame on You John, for sneaking in a totally forbidden wargaming unrelated topic into the pulp board  ;) ;)

Offline Cubs

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2013, 10:10:34 AM »
'Sir John ejaculated explosively, sitting up in his chair.' ... 'The Black Gang'.

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Offline joroas

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Re: Weather Station
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2013, 10:36:04 AM »
Quote
and shame on You John, for sneaking in a totally forbidden wargaming unrelated topic into the pulp board  Wink Wink

Moi?  :o

 

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