Which Secret Society do YOU Belong To?

[gary42]

Now, Mr Peabs..  Weren't you a minister of the church of the Cosmic Life Realists?   Cover blown!  In your face!

[Mr. Peabody]

I would have you believe so, yes. 

[gary42]

I be hypmo-tyzed...

[pistolpete]

i can neither confirm nor deny membership in any secret society. and if i knew of such secret society, i would be compelled to disavow any membership.

(which naturally conspiracy theorists interpret as solid proof i am a member)

[Stu]

Everybody knows about the secret society I'm a member of, so it's not actually a secret. The biggest secret are the secret words which everyone keeps forgetting.

[Sardoo]

Never become a member of a secret society that would have someone like me as a member:)

Groucho Marx has a lot to answer for! 

[Steve F]

The Mata Hari School of Dancing?  Never heard of it.  You're insane, my child, quite insane.

[mikedemana]

My friends find it humorous that a number of the countries I visit tend to erupt in civil war a year or two after my visit. They insist I am somehow an agent of some nefarious organization. Of course, it's not true...pure coincidence on that Syria business! Oh, and Mali. And...

Mike Demana

[FramFramson]

Hmmmm... I visited New Orleans two months before Hurricane Katrina.

Oh shi-

[goon3423]

Does the Yiddish Policeman's Union count  ?

[religon]

While not secret, I'm a member of Big Al's Rock Squad. It is very exclusive. I have been a card carrying member for over 20 years. To date, I have had to pay no dues nor have I received any perks other than the cool membership card with the crossed drumsticks logo...one from a rocker and the other from a chicken.

[Michi]

There is no such thing as secret society, there never was and never will be...

[Legion1963]

I am not aware of any such activity or operation nor would be at liberty to discuss if it indeed exist.

[Mr. Peabody]

Screw that, I'm hanging out a sign, putting out a tray of biscuits and brewing a big pot of tea... 

[pistolpete]

back in my college days in san diego, there was (is?) a 'secret society' scooter club - pretty sure that riding vespas wearing parkas with big red patches is not a good way to keep anything secret.