The chances of anything coming from Mars...

[Thunderchicken]

The Martians are at it again.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31491805

It's probably caused by the magnificent furnaces deep underground. They are coming........

[Storm Wolf]

Nah its them firing a big gun, with projectiles loaded with Martians at us

Rather more than a million to one shot, but it would be interesting while it lasted at least

[The_Beast]

Now now, chaps. Occam's Razor and all...

There are several perfectly good explanations given, and I don't see why you should be trying to cause a panic sia dad grix#a$$ for@agble...

*B*A*M* Execrable translator of primative...

*ahem* As we all know, there is NO life on Mars, and certainly none that could have designs on this deliciously coated orb, er, planet.

Doug