I've just been stroking Darth Vader's helmet!!!

[Harry Faversham]

And very nice it was too! 

Went to Meadowhell yesterday to see 'Evil Eight' and bought the Dark Lord's titfer for two English pounds. To be fair I'm no big fan of star Wars, but the thought of having Himself's 'at, flanked on each side by an Imperial Stormtrooper's binlid... will make a nice display.

[Gunner Dunbar]

You'll go blind.