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Title: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Steam Flunky on August 11, 2015, 08:44:22 PM
There probably will be a lot of Arthur on the tables in the next few years. Director Guy Ritchie is filming the first film of of a six film (Yes, I said SIX) series at the moment.
He is one of my favourite directors and has done some great films (Snatch, Sherloch Holmes with Robert Downey Jr, etc.) but after seeing the first pics it looks like he is determined to put it in the wrong century like most of the other versions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3038578/Guy-Ritchie-Jude-Law-venture-Snowdonia-National-Park-film-Knights-Roundtable-King-Arthur.html
Title: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Astor on August 11, 2015, 08:55:23 PM
I'd love an excuse to buy some of those Footsore and GB Arthurians.

He is one of my favourite directors and has done some great films (Snatch, Sherloch Holmes with Robert Downey Jr, etc.) but after seeing the first pics it looks like he is determined to put it in the wrong century like most of the other versions.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3038578/Guy-Ritchie-Jude-Law-venture-Snowdonia-National-Park-film-Knights-Roundtable-King-Arthur.html

The armour looks bizarre. He looks like he's wearing footballer's shin guards.

From the cast list (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3496992/fullcredits?ref_=tt_cl_sm#cast), I see that well known man for all seasons of our age, David Beckham, has also landed a role...  lol
Title: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Atheling on August 12, 2015, 08:26:25 AM

The armour looks bizarre. He looks like he's wearing footballer's shin guards.

Oh dear.....11th Century helmets  :o :-[

Darrell.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Captain Blood on August 12, 2015, 09:55:25 AM
To keep things on topic, I've split discussion of the upcoming Guy Ritchie movie(s) out from the Arthurian 'Saga' supplement thread.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Lowtardog on August 12, 2015, 10:46:21 AM
First Knight anyone....Game of Thrones cash in - inspired armour and costume certainly, perhaps got at knock down prices! why not use Bernard Cornwells Arthurian Trilogy it would be a no brainer for a series of films >:( :-I
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: monkeylite on August 12, 2015, 11:02:28 AM
Istm the Arthurian myth is one that has been retold so many times for so many different people and the truth behind it is so shrouded, that it could almost be set in any period, and probably the correct historical period is one of the least appealing (esp considering the god-awful King Arthur (2004)).

Personally, I prefer the knights in shining armour madness of stuff like Excalibur, for my Arthurian nonsense.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: guitarheroandy on August 12, 2015, 11:23:01 AM
Istm the Arthurian myth is one that has been retold so many times for so many different people and the truth behind it is so shrouded, that it could almost be set in any period, and probably the correct historical period is one of the least appealing (esp considering the god-awful King Arthur (2004)).


I think that the only thing that isn't appealing about the 'correct' historical period is that not one single film director has the ability to do the right thing with it. The premise of the 2004 movie was absolutely great...unfortunately, the final result was a complete mess.

I think this is a classic case of pandering to what is 'known'. Most ordinary people, if asked about King Arthur, will talk about armoured knights, the round table, etc, so that's 'safe ground' for a movie-maker. I still live in hope that the Cornwell series will be filmed...however we all know that even that would look 'wrong' (even in the book, a lot of it is potentially 'wrong' when describing military tactics and equipment, although it seems to not detract from the fact that it's a brilliant read...) as nobody seems to ever bother to research what late/post-Roman military gear looks like when doing films/programmes set in that era (e.g. look at the Roman gear in that 'Barbarians' series that was on History Channel a few years back... *shudder*)
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: monkeylite on August 12, 2015, 11:36:13 AM
Because retelling the story has generally contemporised it, it's arguable that the most historically accurate Arthur we could do now is set it in the present (or perhaps the second world war, etc).
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: rumacara on August 12, 2015, 11:52:18 AM
Out of the topic but somehow related, Last Kingdom series from Bernard Cornwell is already being filmed as a tv series.
Hope is the last to die.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Captain Blood on August 12, 2015, 11:55:42 AM
Excalibur still trumps everything else. Bloody brilliant (mostly).
The Clive Owen 'we're all Sarmatians' (even Ray Winstone) movie was truly, dreadfully risible and awful in too many ways. But at least it had a scantily clad Keira Knightley, so not all bad.
Give me 'The Sword in The Stone' or 'Monty Python and The Holy Grail' out of preference any day ;)

Didn't I read here on LAF somewhere that some of the Cornwell Dark Ages novels were being adapted by someone into an HBO/AMC style high-end mini-series? (No doubt aimed at riding on the coat tails of Game of Thrones... )

Edit: Aha - yes, as just mentioned again by Rui, just before I posted this!  :D
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: rumacara on August 12, 2015, 11:58:57 AM
From the pictures i´ve seen so far it will be another "Vikings" type series and equipment. o_o
Youtube has a preview of the series.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Driscoles on August 12, 2015, 11:59:32 AM
I also like Excalibur !
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: LeadAsbestos on August 12, 2015, 02:09:48 PM
Agreed on all points! Love Excalibur, King Arthur w  Clive was a stinker, Cornwell would be amazing... Anybody see that series Camelot, shown on Starz here in the US. Terrible! But Eva Green got naked frequently, so that was nice...
The complaints I had abt Troy are the same: you spent a shit-ton of money making costumes, so make the right ones, and you were 'inspired' by a story to make a film, so film the goddamn story, not some half-assed re-imagining!

Rant off, sorry! ::)
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Captain Blood on August 12, 2015, 02:11:49 PM
Terrible! But Eva Green got naked frequently, so that was nice...

Oooh bugger, I missed that...  ::)
I knew there was a reason I liked Starz series...
;)
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Malamute on August 12, 2015, 02:13:10 PM
Oooh bugger, I missed that...  ::)
I knew there was a reason I liked Starz series...
;)

Yep, you missed a treat there lol
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Vermis on August 12, 2015, 02:14:34 PM
Why do I imagine someone calling Mordred a toilet?
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: THE CID on August 12, 2015, 02:44:35 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if Vinnie Jones pops up.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Astor on August 12, 2015, 03:09:21 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if Vinnie Jones pops up.

A closer look at the cast list already has people playing 'Dan Clan Pikey' and 'Dan Clan Mafia', whatever they are, so I wouldn't be at all surprised.

One thing I did miss first time round is Eric Bana playing Uther... the curse of Troy may strike again...
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: monkeylite on August 12, 2015, 03:40:24 PM
Why do I imagine someone calling Mordred a toilet?

Lance, you slag! I'm the king round 'ere.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: James Morris on August 12, 2015, 04:25:56 PM
Gawd help us. :o
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Paul on August 12, 2015, 04:47:27 PM
Armour ala toys "r" us, probably with Dialog to match..
Quote
Guy Ritchie and Jude Law were spotted filming scenes for the upcoming blockbuster Knights of the Roundtable:
Bit presumptious?
The purple leather trousers and Combo..Tres Hipster Baby. That is supposed to be King arthur? wtf?
(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hunnam-wales/charlie-hunnam-films-knights-of-the-roundtable-in-wales-01.jpg)
Any bets on one (or more) of the characters carrying thier sword(s) across thier back?

The plot summary sounds a squeal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Roundtable:_King_Arthur
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The young Arthur runs the back passages of Londonium with his crew
he does what with the back passages of londonium!!?
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Paul on August 12, 2015, 04:48:57 PM
...and worse is to come...one of the directors of the Arthur film(s) is making a new Robin Hood film;
http://deadline.com/2015/03/robin-hood-movies-lionsgate-1201394844/
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Vermis on August 12, 2015, 05:44:26 PM
Bit presumptious?
The purple leather trousers and Combo..Tres Hipster Baby.

 lol

Quote
The plot summary sounds a squeal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Roundtable:_King_Arthurhe does what with the back passages of londonium!!?

That quote from the page made me laugh, but I think if I went to read it all, I'd start to cry.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: marcusluis on August 12, 2015, 06:04:15 PM
Dont worry the film will bomb at the box office and they wont make the other 5!!!
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: NurgleHH on August 12, 2015, 08:19:30 PM
Didn't I read here on LAF somewhere that some of the Cornwell Dark Ages novels were being adapted by someone into an HBO/AMC style high-end mini-series? (No doubt aimed at riding on the coat tails of Game of Thrones... )

Edit: Aha - yes, as just mentioned again by Rui, just before I posted this!  :D
You are right: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4179452/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_1

Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Captain Blood on August 12, 2015, 08:50:04 PM
Oh yes... Well it hasn't got a bad cast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Kingdom_(TV_series)
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Modhail on August 12, 2015, 09:14:27 PM
Why do all modern movies about medieval (inspired) stories have to be "edgy", "gritty" or "re-imagined"?
The very words get my teeth on edge when I read them in an announcement or synopsis. Just for once I'd like to see a decently and respectfully researched movie with proper costumes, props and armour. Show people just how grand the middle ages could look. I'm getting a bit tired of the "dung ages" and "Vegas 1283" portrayals of history. :?

(Never mind me, crappy day at work so I have a case of the acute grumps... Point still stands though.)
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Kamandi on August 12, 2015, 09:25:03 PM
I dunno. Why were most of the 50's medieval movies melodramas with song and dance numbers?
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: WillieB on August 12, 2015, 11:40:42 PM
Yep, you missed a treat there lol

But if you're quick you can still catch here in her birthday suit in the worst film ever : the sequel to '300' :)
Admittedly she looks a lot nicer in Camelot.

Filming the Cornwell Warlord trilogy would be a godsend if they kept to the books.

Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: rumacara on August 13, 2015, 12:45:20 AM
People, lets look at the positive side. 8)
There is always something interesting in these films/tv series to watch.
Either lovelly females (for the guys) and lovelly males (for the girls) and some crazy ideas for all the modellers and painters. :D
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Arthur on August 13, 2015, 03:33:43 AM
People, lets look at the positive side. 8)
There is always something interesting in these films/tv series to watch.
Either lovelly females (for the guys) and lovelly males (for the girls) and some crazy ideas for all the modellers and painters. :D

Not to mention the fact that you get to run the back passages of Londinium with Charlie...
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Atheling on August 13, 2015, 06:55:41 AM
Excalibur still trumps everything else. Bloody brilliant (mostly).

I absolutely agree. It was done with a creativity that is sorely lacking in most pseudo-historical movies today. Lots of blood and guts too which is always a bonus!

Darrell.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Paul on August 13, 2015, 07:52:21 AM
Apparently, the plot of the second film will involve the Ultra baddie, "le hatchet"  and his bulldog henchman, "le baptiste"  hiring two totally inept scallies to retrieve excalibre. They then sell it on and when asked by "Le Baptiste" where it is say"what, the old scimitar!?"

"If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get that sword. Quick!!!"
(http://hairlossgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2-barry.jpg)
Then There´s a Dance Routine with the jseter playing the Music with King Arthur and "Le Hatchet" singing togehter,  Jude law Dresses up in a rabbit costume before being excecuted.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Atheling on August 13, 2015, 07:55:44 AM
Apparently, the plot of the second film will involve the Ultra baddie, "le hatchet"  and his bulldog henchman, "le baptiste"  hiring two totally inept scallies to retrieve excalibre. They then sell it on and when asked by "Le Baptiste" where it is say"what, the old scimitar!?"

"If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get that sword. Quick!!!"
(http://hairlossgeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2-barry.jpg)
Then There´s a Dance Routine with the jseter playing the Music with King Arthur and "Le Hatchet" singing togehter,  Jude law Dresses up in a rabbit costume before being excecuted.

That might well be a vast improvement  lol lol lol lol

Anwyay, a great post to wake up to  lol lol lol

Darrell.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: THE CID on August 13, 2015, 08:31:32 AM
If Ritchie brings in the knights that say NEE, he could be on a winner  lol
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: cram on August 13, 2015, 10:32:49 AM
Just looking at the pics of those costumes I feel encouraged to avoid this film.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Old Guy on August 13, 2015, 11:43:25 AM
Arthur running about Londinium with his 'crew?' A 'shadowy' Guinevere, no doubt another ninja babe leaving a trail of bodies in her wake, despite them being twice her size and wearing that completely useless movie/tv armour.

Like a previous poster said about Troy, stick to the bleedin' story which has been tried and tested for hundreds of years. No, I can't see anymore after the first.

Why do they pay an historical adviser or whatever the title is in these kinds of movies as they obviously do not listen.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: guitarheroandy on August 13, 2015, 12:42:28 PM
Why do they pay an historical adviser or whatever the title is in these kinds of movies as they obviously do not listen.

History doesn't sell movies... The (average) movie-going public seem to want Ninja Guineveres, CGI epic battles with implausible weaponry and tactics and elongated pointless chase scenes. Correct costumery and paying any attention to the 'story' be damned! ...Sigh... :?
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Paul on August 13, 2015, 12:52:49 PM
Oh yes... Well it hasn't got a bad cast: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Kingdom_(TV_series)

Only just got around to reading the series...if the fighting´s half as bloodthirsty in the film Version as in the books..could be good.
A short Clip but it makes me want to watch ..if only to see the full shieldwall...(10 seconds) even though it does look like they´ve used repeated sections with a clever burning twig to hide the gap,  to create a longer wall.. The White shield with a cross (which appears 3 times along the line)...all the shields around each White one are exactly the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-LUPGNXb78
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: wulfgar22 on August 13, 2015, 01:04:59 PM
Hopeful for the Last Kingdom series...not so much for the Guy Ritchie film.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Atheling on August 13, 2015, 01:42:23 PM
History doesn't sell movies... The (average) movie-going public seem to want Ninja Guineveres, CGI epic battles with implausible weaponry and tactics and elongated pointless chase scenes. Correct costumery and paying any attention to the 'story' be damned! ...Sigh... :?

True..... though history does sell documentaries....

Usually of the sort on the Hitler Channel  lol lol

Darrell.
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Paul on August 13, 2015, 02:15:53 PM
History doesn't sell movies... The (average) movie-going public seem to want Ninja Guineveres, CGI epic battles with implausible weaponry and tactics and elongated pointless chase scenes. Correct costumery and paying any attention to the 'story' be damned! ...Sigh... :?
Very true..and with some film going public it seems thier knowledge of accuracy is very skewed..they will know exactly how a Tolkien Hobbit or Marvel Avenger should look like but  genuine History related stuff seems irrelevant.
Imagine the hoo ha if a Cap´n America film was made..and they portrayed him with a square shield!!!
Title: Re: Guy Ritchie King Arthur movie...
Post by: Vermis on August 13, 2015, 05:19:04 PM
I hear* the origin of the TMNTurtles in the Michael Bay movie was changed from aliens back to mutated terrapins because pop-culture nerds made a hoo ha.

Mind you, palaeo nerds (including some professional ones) kicked up a right internet stink about the unrealistic moviey munstirs in Jurassic World, and that didn't make much difference. Probably because the pop-culture nerds kicking up a stink about the former movie were part of the target audience for both.

And for this one, too.

Not that I think that excuses it.

It just feels like Robin Hoodie (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m8g7) all over again. :(

* What, you expect me to have watched it?