ps former user wild haggis hunting is not for the feint hearted !
do I seem faint hearted to You?

unfortunately my kilt is moth eaten, but for this hunt I could get a new one

"To seek it with thimbles, to seek it with care;
To pursue it with forks and hope;
To threaten its life with a railway-share;
To charm it with smiles and soap!
"For Wild Haggis's a peculiar creature, that won't
Be caught in a commonplace way.
Do all that you know, and try all that you don't:
Not a chance must be wasted to-day!