Slopshire. Ha! That'll learn the fuckers. Hereford fans do actually call Shropshire 'Slop' and the Shropshire softies 'Slops' or 'Sloppies.'
Well we had a few terms for you, none of them repeatable. However I will remind you that the cattle are only for milking and eating. The announcer at Shrewsbury did once say that the Hereford train was late arriving because the driver had to show the passengers there how to use the seats.

Anyway... nice work there Tim and good report!