I don't want to talk to you because you make me small and inadequate. You are 15 years older than me and crank out 15 times as many minis as me a month.
Now, now, lad, less of that self pity. Remember, I am retired, so could paint all day if I was mad enough to want to. Really should be able to do more figures if I put my mind to it, but other/better things to do often lead me astray. You are doing just fine, for a lad!

David