I have to toil through that villain's lair almost every day of the freaking week.

Trust me, it is an evil and thoroughly villainous place. 5 years and multi multi millions of redevelopment, and they've still managed to mess it up, with platforms that are now reduced to such narrowness, thanks to the enormous escalators up and down to the subterranean level that have to be accommodated on each and every platform, that when my train arrives in the morning and disgorges its cargo of several hundred bleary eyed commuters, it now takes at least 5 minutes to shuffle in a crush along the platform, in order to reach the ticket gate line. An absolute farce, the whole thing. And it still won't be completed for another 18 months. Grrrr.
But anyway, yes, you're right. It does resemble a villain's lair

All I can say is that whatever malign intelligence was behind this evil scheme wasn't intelligent enough! More like the work of the Fat Controller after a night on rum and cocaine...
Rant over
