the bases please
otherwise nice paintjob
well, obviously the three most unappropriate figures to be displayed together

I guess this is a free storytelling contest

let's give it a try:
While recovering from his throat wound in Barcelona, may 1937, he met the then propaganda comissar Olga Vladimirovna Putilova.
She was recovering herself from a serious case of skin irritation caused by cheap ukrainian make-up (here the biographer is silent about which parts of her skin were actually irritated). Unknown to him, Olga was a Trotzkyist who had sought assignment to the SCW in order to escape Cheka investigations.
Seeing her beautiful paintjob, he immediately fell in love with her. Following the outlawing of the POUM, both were arrested and deported to Russia. The next 6 years they spent in a prison in Charkow. When the Cheka tried to evacuate them in an armoured train, the tracks were blown by the combat engineers of a notorious division with a key in their blazon, the train derailed and crashed into a column of newly arrived Hetzers. The photograph shows them on the run while stumbling into an italian propaganda unit.
His words at this sight are reported as: "look Olga, a bottle of Chianti"