Is this the Traci Lords one? Unwatchable crap!
Yes, on both counts, but as it's available, as is the equally despicable Sherlock movie, on Netflix streaming, those of us who go that route can be insulted at no extra cost.

The flying ship was pretty cool, in spite of being a total Hutt Sand Barge ripoff, AND mounting 50(?) caliber machine guns. I wasn't looking too closely at the time. I claim numbed mind.
Haven't gotten far enough in to the Holmes to be able say anything but the opening is painful. I suppose it could get better...
It IS the only other place I've seen the Ianto-from-Torchwood actor, though. Don't fancy him as Watson yet.
Doug