RT IG Quartermaster: Lasgun?
RT IG Trooper: Well, I have this flashlight....
RT IG Quartermaster: Good enough.. Grey Jumpsuit?
RT IG Trooper: Check!
RT IG Quartermaster: Here give this 1/8 fitting body armor to the Lt. next time you see him, we do not have enough to go around for this campaign.
RT IG Trooper: Ummm Ohhhh K
RT IG Quartermaster: Helmet?
RT IG Trooper: I have this soup pot...
RT IG Quartermaster: Good enough.. flip it over, its a helmet now.
RT IG Trooper: What's this book, I come from a Agri world and can't read to good.
RT IG Quartermaster: Read to well lad.
RT IG Trooper: Right, thats what I said...
RT IG Quartermaster: This will tell you the basics of being a member of the Imperial Guard, and also give you a head's up on the enemies of the Emperor.
RT IG Trooper: I come from a Agri world and can't read to good.
RT IG Quartermaster: You'll be fiiiiiiiine
Well done Major, I am a huge fan of the helmet !!