Hey, that's my Great-great uncle Joshua's business - and its still going. Uh-oh, I hear the family lawyers pondering a lawsuit. What a shame, such a fine and promising setup put to shambles by those shysters. How much have they put in the family coffers again?
"I've got a very small brush." I hope that's not a paraphrase of anything overheard from Debbie Douche about you, mate.
Oh, just kidding. About the lawyers, anyway. I think I'll have to include a law office in my Old West town, maybe Shyster Lockshy by name.