Because he isn't Frank(ed) 
Very good Paul

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Dave,
Here on Hoth the postal transit corporation are having a little trouble modifying the T-47 post speeders to operate in the frozen conditions.
Those posties that went out on Tauntauns had to be rescued as their tauntauns froze before they got to the first marker.
(So no bloody parcels, shortage of Christmas presents/cards etc add to that the twins are unwell and mum and dad are going down fast, it has not been a good run up to the Christmas holiday, but worse things happen at sea, ask 'he who sleeps'.

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The Commander