"Shaun Canary"? I had to Google that name - and apparently there really are some folks named that way! Who knew? Not me. I'm guessing (hoping?) you meant Sean Connery.
So, what your saying is you are dashedly good looking and the women swoon in your presence? If so, what are you doing mucking about with miniatures, then?! You should be out getting l..d regularly!

I'm guessing many of us can use a "Shaun Canary" in our games - if only for the fun of it.