I have to go into town later today (I like to do it at least once a season - I see it as outreach work), and I'm going to go into Sports Direct to see if they have any.
I'll confess, I'm nervous.
I'm led to believe that Sports Direct, despite the name, isn't a real sports shop but the kind of place that...how do I say this delicately...the kind of people who support Tommy Robinson and raising flags on street corners go.
I'm not sure what scares me more - sports types or Robinson supporters.
Wish me luck.