Except, of course, it's not a TARDIS, but a Glaswegian Police Box, like the ones in Queen Street station and on Buchanan Street. No trademark infringement there, no sir. That's why the front door panels are quite different from anything the BBC has ever used.
It's a big box with doors, windows and a light on top, which can be painted any colour including blue and that's good enough for me

By the way, there is a green one in the middle of Sheffield which I saw on the Saturday evening at the Triples weekend.
Of course, I was very, very drunk at the time

(
edit ) No, I wasn't imagining it, I found a pic on my phone:

There really
is a green Tardis in Sheffield
