Suggestions for events while on safari

[carlos marighela]

After weeks trekking through near deserted, trackless, bush, our plucky hero comes across a small native settlement and espies a lone, gaunt looking European:

'Dr Livingstone I presume?'

'No, Dr Crippen actually. Come and meet my wife......'

Take 2:

'Dr Livingstone I presume?'

' No, no, just call me Ken. Come over to my hut and let me explain my plans for a revamped public transport system in the heart of Africa. Oh, one more thing. If you insist on bringing your party through the centre of the village, I should point out there is a congestion tax.'

[gloriousbattle]

Really?  I've resorted to Gilligan's Island plots, and you want more?

A couple old Russian sailors, stranded on the coast after their ship wrecked during the war, don't know the Crimean War is over, and take part of the safari captive.

(from Gilligan, when the Japanese sailor in the mini sub does the same to the castaways)


A drunken British biplane aviator, named "Wrongway Feldan", promises to fly for help for the besieged safari, but when he makes it back to civilization, can't remember where exactly the safari is.

besieged, the safari finds a jungle boy, the sole survivor of a shipwreck a decade earlier, who knows of a hydrogen deposit nearby.  The party sews a ballon and condola, but the jungle boy accidently floats away on it, and since he only speaks a politically incorrect "Hollywood Tarzan" jungle dialect ("Uga Uga!"), no one knows that the safari is in peril (you need a Kurt Russell as a child figure to play the monkey boy)
 

 

Olay, everybody but Smokey keep 'em comin'... 

[Smokeyrone]

Sombody come up with something good, or I'll be FORCED to detail my scenario where the safari has to play the Harlem Globetrotters in basketball so the Chief will free the captive women!!