How about some short descriptions of a few more?
"The Almighty gave us our lives, and I suppose He meant us to defend them, at least I have always acted on that, and I hope it will not be brought up against me when my clock strikes."King Solomon's MinesThe classic. The novel that kicked off the whole 'Lost World' genre in the first place, and despite the complete lack of dinosaurs, still one of the best (
the best if you ask me). If you have never read it you have no business posting on
Colonial Adventures so go away and don't come back until you have (Just kidding, that's not LAF policy or anything!).
Allan Quatermain accompanies Sir Henry Curtis, Captain Good RN and a mysterious African stranger to a lost world of mysterious ruins, inhabited by an offshoot of the Zulus. They get tangled up in local politics and Good starts hitting on the local totty.
Bloody Civil War ensues. Alan shoots animals. Bad Guys get comeuppance, Good Guys get treasure, but not the girl.
"Nay, nay, it will be a man's death: gainsay me not, old friend. It has been a good day, let it now be good night."Alan QuatermainFollow-up to KSM, and the final episode of the saga. Yet it was only the second one to be written. After that Haggard treated us to
Phantom Menace-style prequels, and got himself into almost as much of a mess as George Lucas (but more of that later). Now, this might seem like I'm copy-and-pasting, but:
Allan Quatermain accompanies Sir Henry Curtis, Captain Good RN and a mysterious African to a lost world (this time a
Filmation Tarzan cartoon-style lost white civilisation of the week). They get tangled up in local politics, and this time
both Curtis and Good immediately start hitting on the local totty. Allan, being Allan, begins shooting the local high priest's herd of sacred Hippopotami. Hilarity ensues.
No, wait a minute. Not hilarity:
Bloody Civil War ensues. Uh, look guys, do you think that
just once you could discover a lost civilisation without starting a war when you get there?
In this one Allan gleefully slaughters Masai, weird mutant crab things (yes, really), Hungry Hungry Hippos, and loads of Zu-Vendi (the name of the people from the lost civilisation). We have one of Haggard's favourite things: a doomed romance, plus a not-so-doomed one. Allan's pal Umslopogaas gets his
Crowning Moment of Samuel L. Jackson Fuck-Off Badass Awesomeness when he shows the Zu-Vendi just what kind of stuff Zulus are made of (Umslopogaas' popularity meant he got his own spin-off novel later on). And as it's the last chapter in the saga, everyone gets a happy ending. Except the ones who are dead. And the ones who are alive but aren't that happy. Um, let's start again:
two of the characters get a happy ending.
"She has come back, Macumazahn, with all the baboons in the world, and she has come back to do evil." Alan's WifeThe first of the prequel stories. As the title might lead you to suspect, Allan gets married. This one is kind of like a trailer for the whole saga. Most of the themes and ideas that typify Quatermain are all shoved into one not very long story.
Mysterious ancient ruins? Check.
Zulu Impis and Trek-Boers? Check.
Scary African magic and creepy witchdoctors? Check.
Doomed romance? Check.
Downer ending and overall atmosphere of melancholy? Check.
Allan slaughtering animals? Just wait and see. The only thing missing is the sassy/feisty/sexy/wilful young Zulu lass.
Animal slaughter? Oh yes, in his ongoing quest to completely exterminate the animal population of Africa, Quatermain really, really outdoes himself this time. Not only does he somehow manage to kill an
entire bloody herd of elephants in one go, he commits an act of attempted genocide on a tribe of baboons (though they did have it coming, the bastards). Speaking of baboons, a full twenty-five years before Tarzan we have a feral white character living in Africa who was raised by apes (yeah, Burroughs, you fucking copy-cat!): The 'Babyan-frau' or Baboon Woman.
This first of the prequel stories causes a few problems, because if you have read the Zulu Trilogy, nothing quite adds up. You get the feeling that Haggard thought he hadn't really done the whole "Allan gets married" and "Allan has adventures with Zulus and witchdoctors" thing justice in this short novel, so he went back and wrote a whole trilogy on that theme. Trouble is, he retconned in a whole bunch of stuff which is (obviously) never mentioned in this, earlier-written but later-set book. So Allan, for example, claims that Stella Carson, his wife in this book, was his first and only wife. Yet according to
Marie, Marie Marais was Allan's first wife, and Stella his second. He tries to wave this away by saying the death of Marie was so traumatic to him that he never mentioned it to anyone, nor did he put it in his journals, but it is all a bit of a half-assed way around things and isn't very convincing. You get the distinct impression you are reading about the adventures of an Allan from an alternate universe, or one who has been hit on the head and lost his memory. Continuity screw-ups and retcons, eh? Marvel and DC would be proud!
Even without worrying about such issues, this one does get a bit silly in its own right too, what with the Baboon-Woman and her army of killer apes, but it's all good harmless pulpy fun. Besides, baboons are bloody scary.
"'Yes,' she continued, 'it is the dead hand of my dead child, and I bear it with me that I may never forget, never for one short hour, that I live that I may see Wambe die, and be avenged."Maiwa's Revenge or
The War of the Little HandAllan becomes a marked man after shooting elephants on the hunting grounds of a tribal chieftain without permission, and must fight for his very life.
The first half of this short novel is all hunting. I don't share the author's enthusiasm for this kind of scene, or the obvious joy he gets from filling his books with this stuff. The hunting scenes in this one are rather exciting, but I like elephants, and so found myself a little disgusted with Quatermain and his cheery delight in wiping them out. Just when I was thinking I couldn't stomach any more of this the plot arrived, in the form of one of those fiesty young Zulu girls that Haggard is so fond of. From that point on the already exciting (but rather sickening, in terms of fauna abuse) tale hits another gear and doesn't really let up. It's pretty much all action from there on without all the exposition, sitting around chatting, committee meetings, audiences with kings and formal speech-making that sometimes tends to pad out Quatermain stories. This time they just fucking get on with it. And the 'it' they get on with is very enjoyable too: A sustained chase sequence, and after a short rest and a quick planning session a cunning ruse followed by a massive battle.
Job done. Excellent fun.
Haggard is rather fond of these strong, attractive young female Zulu characters, and as mentioned another one crops up here. Unlike in the Zulu trilogy where they are often morally ambiguous at best, if not outright villains, this one is more like the example from
King Solomon's Mines: Though she is driven, fierce and violent, there is no doubting she is one of the good guys.* In fact although other characters outrank her, she is really their de facto leader (with Quatermain as advisor, subordinate military commander and ideas man). While in the other books such character are femmes fatales or witchdoctoresses, this one is an action girl. An amazon, in fact. She gets her knobkerries out and gets stuck in with the lads like a good 'un when there's fighting to be done.
Despite the sustained cruelty to animals this is one of my favourites. I like the ones with lots of fighting and sexy Zulu twenty-somethings. You may have noticed that.
*Yes, she's vengeful, very violent and driven to extreme behavior and cruelty, but it is made abundantly clear that her
furious rampage of Doom and Death is entirely justified. And she does stop when Allan asks her to.