Poor poor Colonel Tichner. 
What? No tears for the camera man? The humanity!
Have to pitch in my admiration as well, and for variety, admit I've not seen the like of your 'city'. Intrigued to give something similar a try. And we thought those glasses were only good for 'nef supports and small submersibles.

Of course, with all the slicing and dicing, it seems perfectly appropriate to have a Ginzu commercial style, 'But wait, there's more!'
Doug