Marion (looking out of the bedroom window of her nicely thatched cottage) 'Ere Robin, come and look at this!.

Robin (Yawning) What's wrong now dearest?

Marion. Someones put a dirty great Gallows on our patio, and look at the nasty stain on my nice new paving! :(Those slabs came all the way from York they did!

Robin. Its that *bleep* Tuck, look at him standing there with a silly smirk on his fat face!! Just wait til I get my tights on and get outside!

Marion. Well while you're outside you'd better get down the Market and buy some of that fermented horse pee off Barry the Scot to get the stain out with.
Robin. Barry the Scot?
Marion. Yes, you know, he's the one who stands in the corner shouting 'Bang! and the dirt is gone!!' Him.
Robin. Alright, just wait a minute, I've got to decide which colour tights I'm wearing today, the Lincoln Green ones or the nice red ones Will gave me.
Marion. I worry about him. Anyway, try getting them one right way round today, yesterday you didn't know whether you were coming or going.
