The Dynamic Dunderheads gathered with cards, dice and measuring sticks yesterday, just as dawn was breaking at the Circle B ranch 15 mile east of Dead Man's Gulch...
The Great Lame Beaver and his band of Cheyenne Dog Soldiers were out for blood and scalps. From a boulder overlooking the Circle B the Indian Chief signalled his Braves into action. Unfortunately for the Redskins, Pedro the ranch's faithful old Mexican retainer, bladder played him false on this chill morning. On his lonely hike to the dunny he spotted a feathered headdress among the rocks and let fly with his old Colt's Dragoon. The thunderous report set the palefaces to stumbling out of their bunks and the Redskins to a whoopin' an a hollerin' charge. Three ranch hands took arrows as they stumbled from the bunkhouse, J. Henry, the Circle B's owner, rallied the rest and a spirited defence broke the Indians charge after a hard fight. Sadly, not before two Braves had broken in through a back door of the big house, wounded Mrs. J. Henry, then killed and scalped her two housemaids.
As the surviving raiders skulked away into the rocks a blast from a Cavalry trumpet heralded the arrival of Lootenant Hampton Gayblade's Powder River patrol. Right past The Great Lame Beaver's command boulder they thundered, four shots from the Chief's Henry repeater emptied every saddle! As the dust settled it became apparent that the Chief was really good at shooting horses but a tad crap at drilling Bluebelly's... a return volley from their Carbines knockin' The Great Lame Beaver from his perch and straight into the Happy Hunting Grounds.
The fight was over, Gayblade took breakfast with J. Henry, as the rancher's underlings tended the wounded and buried the dead. The Redskins were left where they'd fallen, as J. Henry observed...
'crows gotta eat too!'