I just found out the most amazing thing is in the Batman universe...

[FramFramson]

So - APPARENTLY, based on what several friends who regularly read the bat-books have told me - this is a real thing in the DC Bat-universe as of Batman Inc. #6:



If so, that's the greatest thing I've read from a supers comic in ages.

[von Lucky]

That's pretty funny. The reason I grew up loving Batman more than Superman was for exactly things like this.

[Cypher226]

That's really funny, and a great way to show Wayne's mastery of obfuscating the truth in a modern way 

[supervike]

Yep, very chuckle worthy.

As an aside, it's hard to read DC comics nowadays.  They have so many titles of Batman, for instance, and almost invariably they have a crossover every few issues.  So, even if you keep up on Batman, they also expect you to keep up and read a variety of titles. 

[Vermis]

They forget all the crazies who'll believe it and go snooping around Wayne Manor.

As an aside, it's hard to read DC comics nowadays.  They have so many titles of Batman, for instance, and almost invariably they have a crossover every few issues.

Or a reboot. Or... the last superhero comic I read was Scott Snyder's Batman (much better than the other Snyder's) but it's appearances were so patchy it just dropped off my radar with the rest of them.