Illustrated London News. Sunday, february 8th, 1884.Dear Reader,
The ILN has just received this news via a wireless link to our correspondent in New Victoria, Venus.Incident on Venus!.....STOP
Peaceful British trade caravan attacked!......STOP
Lord Belborough Missing!......STOP
Key members of the Royal Geographical Society missing!.....STOP
Her Majesty's (Guad bless 'Er) forces engaged with both Prussian and French Troops!......STOP
British casualties heavy!......STOPLocal Parrotmen men attack British in overwhelming numbers......STOPReports are so far incomplete as yet, but we are able to bring you early images and will contine to keep you informed as fresh news arrives....The British trade caravan including members of the Royal Geographical society winds it was through the treacherous, dangerous, steamy, hot Venusian jungle supported by Troops from Queens Own Bhurpa Rifles (famous for their heroic actions in the Anglo Prussian war of 1881), mechanised troops from the Grenadier Guards Impervious suits division and Royal Navy mechanised Steam transports.

The Royal Geographical Society attempts to retrieve fossils for study back in London.

In the distance French forces can be seen gradually closing on the caravan , Parrotmen massing in the long grass and in the right foreground you can see a Prussian Automaton, moving to intercept the British.

Members of the new French Legion Extraterrestriale with a mechanical steam powered walker "Le Mulet."

The French Steam walker ( Believed to have been designed by Monsieur Gustaf Eiffel) transporting an expedition from a French perfume house, supposedly looking for new scents. We are horrified to learn this Perfume house is by Royal appointment to her Majesty Queen Victoria (Gaud Bless 'Er).
Whilst these were not directly involved in attack on our forces, members of the French aero navy were directly involved in a skirmish withour own Royal Marines.
(We understand a strongly worded letter has been sent to Paris with questions raised.)
More images will be printed as soon as we receive them and we will report further on this devasting attack as fresh news arrives....STOP PRESS ********* MORE IMAGES RECEIVED***********French Naval forces arrive with the aid of a light Aeroneph " Piaff" and in the foreground you will see Parrottmen askaris in service to the French.

Parrottmen swarm across the jugle floor at a terrifying speed.

A ferocious beast used by the Parrottmen to great effect. One managed to bring down a British walker, by gnawing its legs...

Much needed British reinforcements arrive in the form of a Naval Brigade under the able command of The Admiral, lord Ivor Mough-D'Iver including the RNAS Ariadne.

The caravan crawls behind the protective line of the combined Navy and Infantry units as they were relentlessly assaulted by the Prussians.

Terrible news has reached us of the disappearance of Lord Belborough. He was last seen striding to the front with his trusty Elephant gun Bessie and began engaging Prussian steam walkers in a firefight. He was unfortunatley wounded shortly thereafter.
Captain Roger Boyes, Grenadier Guards Impervious suits division had similar misfortunes when his suit was destroyed. He managed to make it to the aid of Lord Belborough,despite being fired upon by Prussian machine guns. Neither has been seen since crawling into some long grass for cover.

The last round ........or Lunch.
