Insult/Threaten Me into Painting!

[ChukTuttle]

Okay, I know I have familial and financial responsibilities, but I have not really painted in a couple of years.  I barely got stuff done for the LPL Season 2.  Due to money issues my lead mountain is now barely an anthill.  that being said, I need everyone's help.  Please hurl your best insult or threat, with regards to painting minis, as inspiration and motivation to get off of my butt and painting.  Actually, I think I would have to be on my butt to paint!

[Wallyocerous]

Get painting Chuk!!!   

Don't make us come down there and take your anthill!!!   

Seriously, what's wrong?  Lacking motivation?  Not enough time on your hands?  Let us LAF-ers help!!!

[Froggy the Great]

If you die before your lead mountain is all painted, your soul will not leave Purgatory till all the primed ghosts are put to rest.

[Orctrader]

I dare you to paint and base a figure and post it here before the end of February, 2009 

[bandit86]

 You lacklustre swamp of despicable turkey puke
Now paint something or I will insult you a futher time
 

[Furt]

Come on Chucky - wipe that silly look of your face! You ain't never gone get anything painted just smilin' at the world - Paint!!

[coggon]

My ten year old daughter can paints (better than me when I can get her to do it), and you don't want to be outdone by a ten year old, do you???

[pnweerar]

Your Momma paints so bad, when her minis come alive at night, they kill themselves.

[keeper]

Have you painted anything, yet ChukTuttle ?

I bet the l33t 40k boyz in your nearest store have painted a dozen orks each since you asked for a goading.  How many have you finished so far, you paint-sloth!!

Have you tried cracking out the paints after the kids are in bed for a couple of hours each night?  'Tis what I do.  And then put them away again (in a high place, away from little fingers!) before I go to bed.

[Ramshackle_Curtis]

Stop wasting your time reading the interwabs and go and do some fething painting you lazy geek!

[JollyBob]

I dare you to paint and base a figure and post it here before the end of February, 2009 

I double dog dare you.

No backsies.

[WillieB]

After all this time you probably forgot how to paint. Don't bother anymore. Just send me your figures and I'll give 'em a good home.

[Wolf 359]

  Your miniatures are so depressed from lack of paint that they are beginning to hang themselves from your work bench light. Some are now on Zoloft, as they all realize they look the same without paint, without a personality. Depressed. Stop this insanity, this cycle of unpainted metal. For god's sake, hear their cries....!
  The horror......
  The horror......